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“I don’t think people love me. They love versions of me I have spun for them, versions of me they have construed in their minds. The easy versions of me, the easy parts of me to love.”

(via chuckhansen)

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giliananderson:

date a girl who’s me 

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Romanticize……..glorify……..this pussy

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starxapple:

a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable

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Fuck utis

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koalatea:

day four: stole my heart is still on repeat 

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MEDICAL SELFIE. GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT, DOC - HOW MANY SELFIES I GOT LEFT? (via Ezra’s Instagram)

memeking69:

when ur mom tells u to do ur homework

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